More windy weather. Seeking compensation for travel problems. And a linguistic conundrum.

Today looked like a perfectly good day to hang washing out to dry in the garden - very windy, although cold, but dry. Surely the wind would compensate for the cold. I was too optimistic. At one point I had to rescue a sheet which the wind was trying to steal. And then it started to drizzle, despite my weather app assuring me that would not happen until about 6.00pm. So it goes! The spare room is now draped with damp washing! 

Some years ago we were supposed to fly home from Milan Bergamo with Ryanair. The fog came down. Our flight was cancelled. Apparently the pilot of the incoming plane was not qualified to land in foggy conditions and so it had been diverted elsewhere. We were given a list of local hotels and left to our own devices. Fortunately we speak Italian and so were able to organise ourselves. The next morning we returned to the airport to make enquiries and were told that we should turn up for the flight that evening in the hope that we could get on that one. We were top of the waiting list, they assured us! There are almost always some last minute possibilities, they assured us!  

I had fun phoning the college where I worked to tell them I would be absent that day as I was stuck in Italy. Oops! And so we had the day to explore Bergamo, a bit of serendipity as Bergamo is well worth a visit. And we did manage to get on that evening’s flight. Some people were less fortunate and did not get home until later in the week, sometimes flying to a different UK airport from the one where their car was parked! So it goes. 

Today I read this piece of news: 

“Bailiffs have boarded a Ryanair aircraft after the airline refused to pay compensation to a passenger whose flight was delayed.

Austrian officials took action after the budget carrier ignored a court order to pay the unnamed woman €890 (£742) in legal costs and compensation for a delayed flight two years ago.

A bailiff entered the plane, which was bound for London, as it sat on the stand at Linz airport on Monday and fixed a seizure sticker to the cabin when crew were unable to settle the debt.

The label, known as a “cuckoo sticker”, gives the court legal control over the aircraft, which was allowed to continue to operate under set conditions. The court can sell the Boeing 737 at public auction if the debt is not paid by a deadline.”

Oops! It would be rather interesting to witness the public auction and see who ends up with a Boeing 737.

Our daughter is a year six primary school teacher. Her class is facing SATs this year. Here is a sample question about use of language (?), level of language used (?). As a linguist, I fail to recognise either option as truly impersonal but if pressed I would select the second. But no! I would fail SATs! The correct answer apparently is “Jack reckoned”. Hmm! And does all this improve the written English of 10-11 year olds? Maybe the question setters don’t understand either! 

Life goes on. Stay safe and well, everyone!

Cold winds a-blowing. How to deal with asylum seekers. The vagaries of language.

Gusty winds and thundery showers are apparently the order of the day. There were certainly gusty winds, and an extremely cold ones at that, when I went out firt thing this morning. 

Thinking of cold, we all criticise ICE in the USA for its treatment of supposedly illegal immigrants. How about the treatment of asylum seekers in the UK? The latest thing is that families whose asylum claim has been denied are being offered up to £40,000 to voluntarily “go back to where they came from”., £10,00 per family member. They have a week to decide whether or not to accept the offer. In the event that they turn it down, theybwill be forcibly repatriated: ‘If you do not go back, we will definitely deport you and your family, and if you or your child tries to get away, our officers will handcuff you, your child and your wife and put you all on a plane using physical force’. 

Okay, they’re not being swept up,off he street and put in a detention centre far away from family and friends, but it’s still a very threatening message being put out by the home office.

Image the situation: you’ve gone through whatever trauma caused you to flee your homeland in the first place. You’ve spent years applying for asylum here. In the meantime you’ve settled into a community, you”=e made friends,your children have gone to school, they may be about to take GCSE exams. And suddenly you have a week to decide what to do, a week to reconcile yourself to another change, a week to reorganise your life.

On a world-wide scale we need to find a better solution to the movement of people problem. 

On a less serious matter, someone asked on social media, “Why is it called lukewarm, like why isn’t it medium warm? Who is Luke?l”

Merriam-Webster dictionary responds:

“Luke” is an archaic word meaning ‘tepid, warm but not hot”.

Which means that ‘lukewarm’ is technically redundant …

“warmwarm:

Language is odd at times. For example, I read that ‘avon’ basically means ‘river’ in old Celtic. So the River Avon, of which there are apparently several in England including the one that flows through Stratford upon Avon, is really called River River. 

So it goes.

Life goes on. Stay safe and well, everyone!

Marching and banning marches. Attendance at Parliament and appearance on Question Time. And a poem.

 It seems that there has been an annual march in London for the last 40 years or more, a march in sport of Palestine, often on the last Friday in Ramadan but this year scheduled for Sunday. It’s called Al-Quds Day and was created by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini after Iran’s 1979 revolution. Al-Quds is the Arabic name for Jerusalem. The march is billed as an international day in support of Palestine. It’s not just London.

It is organised by the UK Al-Quds Committee, which involves several organisations and in which the Islamic Human Rights Commission (IHRC) plays a central role. Organisers say the annual march has taken place peacefully for 40 years to highlight the continuing plight of Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank.

And home secretary Shabana Mahmood has banned it this year because on precious occasions participants expressed support of Hezbollah and waved Iranian flags. The Metropolitan Police said the decision was based on the high risk of serious public disorder, citing the expected numbers of protesters and counterprotesters and heightened tensions linked to the Iran war.

There you go!

It’s perhaps a good job we don’t have Holy Week processions in this country. There would probably be a move to ban them too. 

Some things I saw on social media:

“MPs’ salaries should be dependent on attendance at the House of Commons.

Consistent absence should lead to the offender losing his seat and being banned from standing for election again.”

Who is that about? i wonder.

And 

“it is interesting that Jeremy Corbyn has been an MP for 42 years and led the opposition for 5 years.

He’a been on Question Time once.

Nigel Farage, 44 times.

Our media is corrupt.”

And here’s a poem:

Sun-dried womanhood

The village women

in the north refuse

to speak

of their deaths

or return

to their sun-dried

womanhood,

but sing to a sea

that no longer 

holds their remains,

and no longer 

remembers  

their names.

They arrange the clouds

and adorn the graves 

of their loved ones.

The village women

everyone talks about have forgotten

their deaths and gone 

to dwell in their silence.

Mohammed Moussa.

Life goes on. Stay safe and well, everyone!

Conflicting weather forecasts. Library irony. A bit of a tirade against AI.

An old gent I speak to from time to time in the village told me today that snow is forecast for the weekend. My weather app says no such thing. We shall see. Today is supposed to give us “drizzle and a gentle breeze”, neither of which I experienced when I ran round the village earlier. It was quite bright but the wind was bitter, not at all gentle: “A lazy wind that goes through you not round you,” my old gent said. 

As I have already related, I tried to return my library book on Saturday, unsuccessfully. By a supreme irony, yesterday I had an email telling me that my library books are overdue. I expect that this was an automatically generated message. I doubt that AI can be expected to know that I did attempt to return the books … at least up to now. It’s a good job they no longer fine us for returning book late to the library. If they did then in the current age of increasing development and use of AI they might automatically extract the fine from your bank account! Beware of an AI take-over!

A group of writers, including Kazuo Ishiguro, Mick Herron and thousands of others, have published a book called Do Not Steal This Book, in protest against AI firms using their work without their permission. The book has no content other than a list of their names. Academics are concerned that students are too dependent on AI and that critical thinking is disappearing. “Lea Pao, a professor of literature at Stanford University, has been experimenting with ways to get her students to learn offline. She has them memorize poems, perform at recitation events, look at art in the real world.

It’s an effort to reconnect them to the bodily experience of learning, she said, and to keep them from turning to artificial intelligence to do the work for them. “There’s no AI-proof anything,” Pao said. “Rather than policing it, I hope that their overall experiences in this class will show them that there’s a way out.”

It doesn’t always work. Recently, she asked students to visit a local museum, look at a painting for 10 minutes, and write a few paragraphs describing the experience. It was a purposefully personal assignment, yet one student responded with a sophisticated but drab reflection – “too perfect, without saying anything”, Pao said. She later learned the student had tried to visit the museum on a Monday, when it was closed, and then turned to AI.

As artificial intelligence has upended the way in which students read, learn and write, professors like Pao have been left to their own devices to figure out how to teach in a transformed landscape.”

Even the Pope has reportedly has taken steps to ensure that Roman Catholic priests don’t deliver sermons written by AI. 

“Artificial intelligence, the new pontiff said in a recent meeting with clergy, “will never be able to share faith”, which is what giving a homily is all about. Resist the temptation and write your own words, he urged.”

Just another aspect of our strange modern world.

In a throwback to a time when people didn’t get their news via electronic media, indeed to an age when many people could not even read, here is an article about a “cantastorie”, a news-singer, Franco Trincale, the last “cantastorie” alive in Italy.

“Famous for combining true crime and political scandals into songs – and antagonising Silvio Berlusconi – Franco Trincale keeps the tradition alive in his nursing home.” He moved into the nursing home to support his wife who suffers from dementia and sings to her there but also gives concerts outside the home. 

Meanwhile, out in the wider world, the madness continues. Trump is trying to convince us that the bombing of the girls’ primary school in Tehran was in fact the work of the Iranians!?! Hesgeth promises that today will be the ‘most intense day of strikes’ in war against Iran. There is evidence of a longterm strategy of starvation in Sudan. And Israeli settlers continue to grab land in the West Bank. So it goes.

Life goes on. Stay safe and well, everyone!

When you have more than the weather to worry about. War attacking the environment.

 Someone I’ve never heard of posted the following on Facebook: 

“Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be the Wrong Coat for the weather.”

Quite so. It’s that time of year when you can have all seasons in one day.It’s not just down to global warming either. I remember going out in a light jacket, bare legs and sandals in early one day in the mid to late 1960s. By the end of the day it was snowing. Mind you, this was in Leeds, a bit further north and in Yorkshire where the weather is notoriously fickle - think Withering Heights and the cold wind over the Yorkshire moors.

But we only have fickle weather to contend with.

In Tehran they have bombed the oil depots. One report I saw read as follows:

“It is RAINING OIL in Tehran. 9 million people are living under a sky black with toxic smoke after US/Israeli strikes bombed fuel depots across the capital. Oil flooding the streets. People breathing this. Trump has blood on his hands, human and ecological. This is an environmental catastrophe.”

An activist and former political prisoner based in the central-east side of the city, told the Guardian that the situation was “apocalyptic”. “The situation is so frightening it’s hard to describe.” she said.”Smoke has covered the entire city. I have severe shortness of breath and burning in my eyes and throat, and many others feel the same. But people still have to go outside because they have no choice. Many places reopened today, but closed again because it’s impossible to stay outdoors.”

She went on, “This is no longer just a human rights violation. It is truly anti-human behaviour. If someone has a problem with the Islamic Republic government, that is one thing – but not with us, the people. You cannot attack water systems or refineries. Most of Tehran’s water comes from dams. If those become polluted, what happens then?”

It goes on and on. A steady destruction of people and places and eventually the world. War is more than ever an environmental hazard. 

That’s enough for today. 

Life goes on. Stay safe and well, everyone.

Celebrating women who got, and still get, things done - International Women’s Day.

Today, March 8th, is International Women’s Day. I have to confess to knowing little about International Women’s Day, indeed to being quite unaware if its existence until I came across a small demonstration, a march of women, in the centre of Vigo in 2009, when we were living in that city. Maybe the various groups I was involved with in my working days had too many other things going on, too many other causes to work on, and International Women’s Day just went unnoticed.

Anyway, its origins can be dated back to the universal female suffrage movement and workers’ organisations in Europe and North America during the early 20th century. 

On the 28th of February 1909 a “Women’s Day” was organised in New York City by the Socialist Party of America. (I wonder how that would go down in modern USA.) There have been claims that the day was commemorating a protest by women garment workers in New York on 8 March 1857, but researchers have said that this was a myth. In solidarity with the 1909 “Women’s Day” in New York, Clara Zeltkin, communist activist and politician, proposed the celebration of a “Working Women’s Day at the 1910 International Socialist Women’s Conference in Copenhagen. It was approved but with no set date.

Here are Clara Zeltkin (left) and Rosa Luxemburg (right) in January 1910.

On the 8th of March 1917 women textile workers in Saint Petersburg, then known as Petrograd, staged a demonstration demanding “Bread and Peace”, an end to World War I, an end to food shortages, and an end to Tsarism. Their movement spread and thus women had an important role in starting the Russian Revolution.  In 1922 Lenin declared 8 March as International Women's Day in 1922 to honour the women's role in the Russian Revolution. After that it was celebrated on that date by the socialist movement and communist countries. And then in 1977 International Women’s Day was promoted by the United Nations. And here we are in the 21st century, remembering and, we hope, celebrating women and women’s rights but still fighting full equality and freedom from aggression and oppression of one kind and another. 

There’s been quite a lot of stuff on social media celebrating the women of Greenham Common - women opposing nuclear weapons and war. The men in charge of things seem to have lost touch with that opposition to war but even claim to be fighting “with God on their side”. 

Good grief!

Life goes on. Stay safe and well, everyone!

Pegging out the washing. Various forms of madness in the crazy world!

Today, for the first time this year, I hung washing out to dry in the garden. I forced myself out of bed relatively early and put a load in the washing machine before going out for a run. This I pegged out, using correct North of England terminology, on my return and put a second load in. By late morning it was all on the washing line, moving feebly to the gentle breeze (weather forecast terminology). It wasn’t really an ideal drying day but pegging your washing out gives you the feeling that Spring has perhaps begun, despite the air being rather chill. So it’s not really very dry … but I tried! 

Having organised all that, after a late breakfast I set off for the library, planning to drop my books off, maybe choose something new, and then proceed to Tesco. I arrived at the library to find it closed! It closes at midday on a Saturday I think but I hadn’t put two and two together. Surely it would make sense for the library, and other such facilities, to stay open on a day when more people can make use of them and parents can take their children to choose books! The world is crazy.

I read that the Ministry of Defence has said that the UK is preparing an aircraft carrier, the HMS prince of Wales, the navy’s flagship no less, for a possible deployment in the Middle East. Hmmm! That sounds serious!

Crews have been alerted of a potential deployment to the Middle East, according to Sky News, who also reported that the vessel’s notice to move has been shortened from 10 days to five. The warship would need to be escorted by other vessels and a submarine. So it goes. The madness continues.

Here’s a cartoon for people who believe in miracles:

The actress Jessie Buckley is a favourite for an Oscar for her performance in Hamnet. Now it seems she is getting bad press, bad social media posts, because she said in a podcast that she didn’t want her husband’s cats in the bedroom because they would defecate on pillows. That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. When I visit my son I insist that his cats are not allowed my bedroom during the night. But I’m not a famous person being criticised for my apparent antipathy to felines - she says she quite likes cats in fact, just not on her pillows. But cat lovers are saying that cat karma might lose her the Oscar. Another form of madness! 

And finally, here’s another one. Here’s a link to an article about the Telegraph having published an article about a family’s struggle to pay their children’s school fees and still go on about five expensive holidays a year, despite a joint income of £345k. The trouble is it’s all invented. The family doesn’t exist! Oops!

Life goes on. Stay safe and well, everyone!